okay so smth to cheer people up(:

somehow there's this fat teacher who teaches english.and my class so happen to have her as our english teacher.so here's the funny bit!

haha.so one day she was teaching and i noticed her arm looked like HAM.you know ham the unsliced up one.they look like those big enormous sausage things.go to cold storage if you havent seen one.yeah so i told my friends and now the whole class calls her HAM!

and so just yesterday.she was talking about different types of prose.then she talk talk talk until talk about some story book titled "the HAMlet".heh.so i some of us started giggling and then the whole class was laughing like mad.know why?cause like she's ham.and a hamlet is a young of a ham?haha.smth like pig and piglet!!

haha.so she was asking what we were laughing about.and she just kept asking and asking.and afraid that she would find out about her being ham.i go and say "its some private joke.madam its not worth knowing!".then she said "you all are so lame".then i say back "but i still can walk!".

woah i tell you she laughed and laughed like a stupid piece of ham.hilarious man!!ahaha.and so she didnt find out about HAM cause of me(:no larh its cause the theory of ham is too profound and sophisticated for her to grasp!haha okay im super mean.haha whatever.see you all(: